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100 Point Rating Guide

96-100 Extraordinary A wine of finesse, complexity, and expression. True to variety and region. Perfect balance of flavors with a long finish.
90-95 Excellent True to variety and region, with terrific complexity and balance. While not a wine for the ages, a superior example.
85-89 Good Meets your expectations, with sound flavors and balance. Might have limited complexity or be short on the palate. A sound wine.
80-84 Average Drinkable, might not have as much varietal character. Simple flavors, no flaws, but nothing special.
75-79 Below Average Might contain one flaw, simple straight-forward flavors, off-balance, unpleasant.
60-74 Undrinkable, Flawed Contains significant flaws. Unpleasant, not commercially acceptable.
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1 User Review

79
points

NV

$4.00

Albertson's

Aug 17, 2007

Exactly what it's supposed to be. Thin, insipid, and packed with whalloping levels of alcohol without any distinguishable flavors to get in the way of your hedonistic quest for buzz. Pour this over your Cherrio's in the morning, start walking the train tracks, and it's bound to be an interesting day. For about the same money I could have bought a Magnum of Nigori Sake, but that wouldn't have had nearly the comedic value. In Sonoma County even our hobos drink better than this. Almost drinkable and super cheap, perfect for romancing your neighborhood bag lady, as long as she ain't too picky.

Captain Caveman
63 reviews

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John
52 posts

Aug 19, 2007
1 year, 1 month ago

1Nice review

I have to say caveman .... that was pretty hilarious. You really went from the high-end to the low-end, in a single review. Anyways ... solid stuff. Not sure how long we wanna leave this as the "featured review", but i really got a kick out of this one. Not enough of a kick to go buy a bottle of Thunderbird mind u :) but a kick nonetheless.